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terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

Cuties (✿◠‿◠)
#anthony padilla #smosh

armintrouble:

The last one was requested by Itzel -_-

#smosh #ian hecox #rad art #i lo ve #radical

i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS

#luIGI YOU KAWAII BBY #anime smile luigi awwww #luigi needs more love

barapuppy:

when a fic says nc-17 but they aint even take their clothes off

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buzzfeed:

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

vinebox:

kills me every time

#me #both are me #video

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off

#me #video

vinegod:

Thugs always clap when they talk. by Klarity

#video #me

superneutrality:

niggers:

is it really that hard to put “margarine”

SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…