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((NSFW! Porn blog with porn characters of various candy types. You may feel free to ask or request things! Just make sure to include what character it is you want!))

squidbiscuit:

"Doktor is sure is not sexual?"

"I did not say zhat! I just said it is not specifically for sex.”

What if Heavy has never seen a banana.

squidbiscuit:

I already did one in 80….so this one is in 20~
Also my headcanon that ALL the Mercs wear panties under their clothes still stands…Scout doesn’t do his own laundry so he tries to throw his in with Snipers in the hopes he won’t notice.

squidbiscuit:

I always go slightly off palette….

sianlooke:

unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)

partner: we're gonna have fun tonight ;)
me: what
me: oh
me: OH
me: you mean
partner: yeah, you better get ready... i'm gonna change... i'm so excited... shall we sta- wait what are you doing with those yu-gi-oh cards
me: i
me: you said "fun"

spookyknightoftime:

Normalize women with penises

Normalize men with vaginas

Normalize intersex people

Normalize singular neutral pronouns

Normalize diversity and crush stereotypes

blazedegg:

jesus you’re suspended for a week for making water to wine and selling it in chocolate milk cartons 

jointheeggvolution:

wynesthesia:

ashleeta:

thelingerieaddict:

I cannot believe Curvy Kate’s audacity to outright steal the work of a high school student for some insipid marketing message.

Shame on you, Curvy Kate. Shame on you.

Via: The Curvy Kate Facebook Page

Original image via: Rosea Posey

SIGNAL BOOST RIP THEM A NEW ONE TUMBLR!

IT’S NOT EVEN A THING YOU SHOULD MARKET

NOT ONLY DID YOU STEAL THE GIRL’S WORK

YOU FUCKING HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS TRYING TO SAY

FUCK

FUCK YOU

goddamn

THEY COMPLETELY RUINED HER MESSAGE AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I’M SO FUCKING MAD

facegroper:

ghostwhiskers:

facegroper:

ghostwhiskers:

facegroper:

oh

why did he move though

cuz im gonna let the girls grab a titty in peace if they wanna grab a titty the fuck u want from me

there are three of u and four titties dude i’m not buyin it

what are u some kind of government titty mathematician??