gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
The last one was requested by Itzel -_-
I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS
when a fic says nc-17 but they aint even take their clothes off
Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.
kills me every time
When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off
Thugs always clap when they talk. by Klarity