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997:

he so cute

cute so he

he so cute

i wanna suck his d

whitenaomicampbell:

"OHHH, you’re mad that i’m fat? i’m SOOO sorry! i’m at the golden globes wearing a gown you can’t afford. how’s that faux leather couch you got at a president’s day sale from ashley furniture? teehee!!!!!!!"

*looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
*looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
*looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
*looking at my face*: Oh my god why
*trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
*eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
*weighing myself*: Oh my god why
*looking at my life*: Oh my god why
looking at my music taste: cool man

supertrout95:

seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater

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weloveshortvideos:

This is the best way to kill flies that I have ever seen.

weloveshortvideos:

Vine by Kenzie Nimmo

porndirector:

When I get hit on

weloveshortvideos:

What does it sound like to have a large room of people crack their knuckles at the same time…

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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theperksofbeingseamus:

Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school